Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Shit I Say to Ms. Moon, My Idol

Yes dear, my ass is wide. It is also getting flatter as I age. At this rate, I may soon have Yoko Ono butt.

[Disclaimer: Yoko Ono butt is okay if you are Japanese and shit, but it looks fucking weird on a well-fed American.]


Ms. Moon said...

Ah- then you ARE part of our family. Flat-butts. Oh yes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Glad I will fit right in. Laugh.

Syd said...

I like Ubangi butts.

Big Mark 243 said...

Some flat butt sisters (what, you don't think Black girls have flat butts too?) called themselves 'NBA all-stars', because they were a part of the No Booty Association!!

Asians, Indians, Native Americans, Hispanic (who have the most overrated booty in the world) everyone has some 'all-stars' among them!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
That's great. I love it.