Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Very Stylish Friend, Sweden

The Moms and Daddums went through a phase where I could barely converse with them because nearly every sentence they said began with, "Well, Oprah said. . . ." I thought I was going to have to put them up for adoption or some shit.

Sweden's blog of cool can be found here:


Denny Coates said...

I think Oprah is a talented actress and a savvy business executive. Also, she has a lot of wisdom. I quote her a lot. But this post made me think...I have never seen her TV show. I'm not cavalier about what I allow to enter my brain.

Reeny's Ramblin' said...

Oprah is the antichrist, actually no, that's giving her too much credit. Watch out for her though, she is on a path to achieve world domination and use her powers for evil.

Steph(anie) said...

But now it's becoming all "Dr. Oz said..." :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

It's good you do not watch her program. You don't need to, buddy.

I think so, too!

I still LOVE Dr. Oz! Fucker likes the chicks, and that makes him an okay guy by me.

Love to all,


Syd said...

I don't listen to Oprah. I don't care what she says.

Parabolic Muse said...

I always feel like I'm just being a backlasher when I say how utterly disinterested I am in Oprah and have always been in Oprah and I don't GET the entire and complete Oprah thing. I don't GET it. I've never gotten it. She is a cypher to me. Who the hell CARES about any of it? It's irrelevant to our lives. It does. not. matter. I would listen to her about as much as I would listen to the next door neighbor. Who the hell does anyone think she IS ?

I usually pass right by any mention of her name and forget it, but this is the fourth direct reference to her I've heard or read today, and it's starting to irk me. It's not your fault, SB, it's just that it's IRRELE-THE FUCK-VANT! I didn't even know she was still ON, much less that it's her LAST SEASON. WHO CARES!? She's a brilliant business woman? SO? If that's even true. What if her MANAGER's brilliant? What if her ENABLERS are brilliant? HUH? And who CARES? Business is as lucky as anything else is! And she's generous?! Well, she's not the ONLY fucking generous humongously wealthy person! How about this, O ? Who about you give stuff away... WITHOUT FLAUNTING IT? HUH? How about that?

Go, Oprah, GO!! GET OUT!

Ms. Moon said...

Ooh...It's like she's your Swedish Sister. Not Oprah, Ms. Sleepymaniac.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Me neither, buddy. My blog readership would go way up, though, if she had me on her show. Laugh.

Parabolic Muse,
I hear you, sister, and I'm with you.

Ms. Moon,
Yeah, Sweden and Reeny and Jeannie are all my beloved Canadian friends. Sweden and I have a lot in common. We don't like bullshit.

Love to all,


Sweden said...

awwwwwwww im so special and pretty much a big deal (jokes)

i took too many valiums ive been spell checking myself all day so many typos cant beleive hgow many i ate the last 2 weeks they were suppose to lkast me 3 months haha i got liuke 10 left i think hahahahahahahahahahah

Gledwood said...

Oprah is supposed to be launching her v own TV channel, so be warned!!

I am back!! The goblin killer came in the post today. One tiny sim-card. What a lotta fuss over something so small...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Be careful with that shit. Valium are not candy. I want to meet you ALIVE one day.



Sarcastic Bastard said...

So glad you are back, despite the fact you told me news like that. Laugh.

Love you, buddy.

Sweden said...

i ate them all no more left and i don t think ill buy anymnore they jhust mnade me inti a zombie and as u can tell i cant even type properly hahaah