Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Shit SB Comments to Her Idol Ms. Moon on Bless Our Hearts

I wouldn't know a June bug from my ass. You can call that bug whatever you like. It's your damn blog.

[I'm not linking to Ms. Moon's fine blog, Bless Our Hearts, because I am a lazy motherfucker. Besides, if you haven't found your way over there by now, you must be dumber than hell. I'm not fooling with you people anymore. Get your asses over there NOW!]


Ms. Moon said...

I love you so much. I swear. I'm going to have to come up there to Buttfuck and kidnap your ass and bring it back to the south where you belong.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I do belong in the South, goddammit! And I love you mas!!

Ms. Moon said...

I am not sure the internet knows what to do with our passionate love affair, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
Oh well.

Syd said...

I knew that it was a katy-did. But what if Katy didn't?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Fuck them. They are just jealous.

That was corny but it made me smile. Since it's morning here, that's a rarity. Thank you.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, Ms. Moon's blog is fantastic and beautifully written. I obviously discovered it through you.

This is an interview I did with one of my best friends who I'm now working with again. I think you'll like it. She also has a blog I think you'll appreciate the humour. Love C xx