Thursday, September 2, 2010

Shit SB Says to a MADD Representative

[Note for my motherfuckers who do not reside in the States: MADD stands for Mothers Against Drunk Driving.]


My name is Sheila and I am with Mother's Against Drunk Driving. Would you like to join us in our fight to prevent drunk driving today?

Actually, I'm for drunk driving.

[Long silence.] Excuse me?

You heard it right.


That Hank said...

You know, Modern Drunkard Magazine ran some good articles about MADD and how it's veered completely off course from educating against drunk driving to trying to force de facto prohibition.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Any magazine named Modern Drunkard, I adore. Laugh.

I adore you too, but you know that.

That Hank said...

You gotta love it.

And I love you!

mrs.missalaineus said...

madd is like straight edge. it went from a good thing that raised public awareness about a huge problem to a clique that wanted only a militant militia of hardliner teetotalers....

i mean if some kid comes up to you and punches you in the face because you are smoking at a show things have taken a turn...


Syd said...

Driving and drinking is something that scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. I drive down long country roads to get home and would be glad not to encounter a veering drunk barreling into me. Get them off the road IMO.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

A is bowing to you and wants me to let you now you have her respect. You are the coolest...and she means that shit!!

Kathleen Scott said...

You're posting from vacation???

OK, it's selfish but I'm tickled.

Hope you have a great holiday. Get away from daily life and enjoy yourself.

Big Mark 243 said...

LOL!! If they weren't so smug, I wouldn't drive drunk!!

BMelonsLemonade said...

I love it...

Maggie May said...

SB- regarding your comment on my blog-

thank you.
i think you
turned out


white rabbit said...

Well George Washington had a dog called Drunkard. Don't suppose he let it drive, though. Well not very often...

Mark said...

In the old days, we never went out drinking without tying a yellow ribbon on the antenna.

Disco Loves Company said...


Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, we have nothing like that here. It made me laugh though. I hope you're having a wonderful weekend, much love, C xx

Anonymous said...

I'm a member of DAMM Drunks against Mad Mothers ;)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mrs. Miss A.,
Yeah, fuckers are out of control.

I had those long country roads with big ditches on either side to drive down, too. Luckily our area of the town was pretty sparsely populated so I never had to worry too much. My sympathies, brother.

I think you and A. are pretty damn cool, too!

It was great. Thank you.

Big Mark,
I hear you, buddy.

Thanks for the follow. I appreciate it.

Thanks, doll. You and the family are in my thoughts. And I think you are a terrfic mom. The kids are lucky to have you.

I've never heard of that before.

West Hollywood,
You know SB loves you!

You are lucky. Actually, the UK is just way more sensible.

I love that! Thanks for reading me.

Parabolic Muse said...

anything to get their asses off the porch

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic Muse,
Yes MADD makes me MAD! Laugh.