Thursday, March 11, 2010

Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Her Brother

I'm quitting the acupuncture. It's costing $75.00 a week, and I told her last night, I am done, at least for awhile. I love it though and found it very helpful, except that the acupuncturist was sort of old and scatter-brained and never remembered what she was treating me for. She lost my chart last night. Laugh. I hope she didn't stick me in the wrong places and I change personalities or some shit. What if I become a positive peppy republican-type person or some damn shit? Jesus.

6 comments:

Lori said...

I seriously doubt that you will change that drastically. It's just not in your DNA missy...

The Dish said...

Don't even say that! What would we do with you?

Syd said...

What if you were acupunctured to become a Sarah Palin clone? I wonder what this blog would be like then? There would probably be a turkey killing machine grinding away in the background and maybe a big sign in your front yard with an arrow pointing to Russia.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jesus, Syd. Thanks for that nightmare.

Ms. Moon said...

It's acupuncture, not magic.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, Mary. Oh yes.