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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
As If My Ass Needed Another Damn Reason NOT To Attend Church
Boy, this church sign really reflects the love of Christ. Way to go, ignorant Baptists! Most of my southern familial roots are Baptist. In fact, my family founded the first Baptist church in Ohio. Too bad.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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