There is currently a radio commercial running here, locally, selling way-overpriced computers with a promise of NO CREDIT CHECK. Part of the lead up is an annoying female voice saying: "It's not your fault you have bad credit."WHO THE FUCK'S FAULT IS IT, IF IT'S NOT MY FAULT? That's what I want to know. I guess some stranger maxed out all my damn credit cards and bought a bunch of useless cheap Chinese shit at the Wal-Mart.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, THEREFORE, I DESERVE A DAMNED OVER-PRICED COMPUTER THAT I WILL BE PAYING FOR LONG AFTER THE FUCKING THING IS OBSOLETE!
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We've got a retailer in the UK called Bright House (aka Shite House) who don't do credit checks and charge about 4 times what other retailers would. They also employ scary-looking sales staff who are covered in scars and have HATE tattooed across their foreheads. They advertise: 'Miss a Payment, Lose a Testicle'.
I wish I could shop at Shite House! Like I'm always saying, you guys have all the good stuff over there--Sainsbury's rice pudd, Pete Burns, Graham Norton, Shite House. I rest my case.
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