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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
A Literate Pussy
This literate pussy reminds me of Mercer, the Queen of this Damn Blog! Mercer is especially literate. That ho is always reading over my shoulder. She thinks War and Peace is the big suck, too. Two pussy phalanges down!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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