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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Scary Jesus of the Month
From Our Lady of Perpetual Skinned Knees Catholic Church. Looks like the Jeez had a roller-blading accident.
Also SJ appears to have freakishly developed forearms (or perhaps those are elbow pads for rollerblading?) And frankly I think his legs look a little feminine. Yep, he qualifies for a Scary Jesus all right.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Also SJ appears to have freakishly developed forearms (or perhaps those are elbow pads for rollerblading?) And frankly I think his legs look a little feminine. Yep, he qualifies for a Scary Jesus all right.
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