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Thursday, March 26, 2009
More Kraut Cuss Words (das Fluchen) for Alec B.
[Incidentally Alec, here's what you have to look forward to, entertainment-wise, in Germany. Lucky you!]
As requested, here are some more German das Fluchen with sample sentences.
Arschgesicht = Assface
Use a damn turn signal, you Arschgesicht piece of shit!
Many thanks for the opportunity to tell some German cops to go and fuck their mothers. Apparently most Germans speak English, but they like being sworn at in their own dreadful lingo.
I heard the same thing. The guy in the cube next to me had a German wife. He said they all understand English, but I think, personally, I would appreciate the effort somebody took to curse me out in my native tongue.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Many thanks for the opportunity to tell some German cops to go and fuck their mothers. Apparently most Germans speak English, but they like being sworn at in their own dreadful lingo.
I heard the same thing. The guy in the cube next to me had a German wife. He said they all understand English, but I think, personally, I would appreciate the effort somebody took to curse me out in my native tongue.
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