I act EXACTLY LIKE THIS on the first sunny day, here in this beautiful shithole, Ohio. My friends (yes, I have a few, you fuckers) are always pulling my ass off of the highway that runs right behind our house.
By the way, there was a note with this video that said, sadly, this cute little guy was smashed across both lanes of highway shortly after this was filmed. Art fueled by death = GREAT ART.
Just kidding.
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- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I found very disturbing the number of heartless drivers who didn't even slow down for the little guy. Is there really so much going on in Ohio that a talking Beaver isn't entertainment? I think not...
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