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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
A Salute to Chicken Salad
Currently my favorite food. I eat the damn stuff daily, BUT ONLY ON WONDER BREAD! SB does not like the healthy whole wheat crap. Chicken salad on white Wonder Bread. Luscious, as Grandma Peg would say. Luscious!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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