The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Conversation with the Moms
SB: Right now, I'd be willing to let the Cable Guy buttfuck me if it would get me some damn television service!
the Moms: I'm so proud of you.
3 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Have you seen what's on lately? The buttfucking would probably be more enjoyable. Well, assuming he's hot.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Have you seen what's on lately? The buttfucking would probably be more enjoyable. Well, assuming he's hot.
I'm so glad I don't depend on TV like that.
Now I'm like with my internet!!
Birdy,
Good one. That made me laugh.
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