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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
What the Fug?
What in the Sam hell is this dumb bitch wearing? Doesn't she have a damn stylist? You can't tell me the Mac guy finds this shit alluring. The pants are enough to blind a motherfucker.
I can't help it. I adore Drew. She can wear whatever she wants and I'll just think it's cute. The thing on her head disturbs me a little, though. Oh wait. Is that like a marlin head? Too much team spirit. She sure has a cute boyfriend.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
What is that strip on her forehead?
Is she communicating with aliens now?!?
I can't help it. I adore Drew. She can wear whatever she wants and I'll just think it's cute. The thing on her head disturbs me a little, though.
Oh wait. Is that like a marlin head? Too much team spirit.
She sure has a cute boyfriend.
god love her
Is that Drew? I just couldn't tell. Go Marlins?
Lady L.,
Yep. It's Drew.
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