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Did you see him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? He's hysterical, and most certainly making fun of himself. I also heard him on the radio. You'd actually like him.
Mark, No, I did not see Forgetting Sarah Marshall. IF I COULD EVER GET MY DAMN CABLE INSTALLED, MAYBE I'D WATCH IT! Can you tell I am still a tad upset about being without CABLE TELEVISION?
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is SOO FUNNY! He is funny in it, everyone is funny in it! They say like so many funny things in there that you have to watch it at least 2x to catch everything! I LOVED this movie and he was VERY funny in it. I can't say if I like him or not because I only saw him in this one movie and I don't really hear much about him you know? Stay Up!
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Always found this gender-confused idiot quite insulting, wishing he was actually funny. This pic says it all. We'll try not to puck here.
-J. Rains
i really cannot stand this man!
Did you see him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? He's hysterical, and most certainly making fun of himself. I also heard him on the radio. You'd actually like him.
And I was just getting over my hangover...ugh lol.
All This Trouble,
Not a flattering chest either. Could he be any less defined or potentially more cadaverous in colour?
Big yuck.
Love ya,
SB
Mark,
No, I did not see Forgetting Sarah Marshall. IF I COULD EVER GET MY DAMN CABLE INSTALLED, MAYBE I'D WATCH IT! Can you tell I am still a tad upset about being without CABLE TELEVISION?
Just a little.
Love,
SB
I want to get my husband to reenact this photo.
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is SOO FUNNY! He is funny in it, everyone is funny in it!
They say like so many funny things in there that you have to watch it at least 2x to catch everything!
I LOVED this movie and he was VERY funny in it.
I can't say if I like him or not because I only saw him in this one movie and I don't really hear much about him you know?
Stay Up!
Birdy,
If it works and you get him to reenact it, you have to post it on your blog of course!
Love ya,
SB
I will watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall if the damn cable guy ever shows up!
Forget Sarah Marshall! Just get the cable guy to re-enact this photo.
You have a surf board, right? You could put it up on cement blocks and spray his soft cable-guy chest with the water hose.
All This Trouble,
What if it's a cable girl--ick?!
Love ya,
SB
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