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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Photo of the Damn Day
Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm, okay. Can you say UNCOMFORTABLE? The daddy has more chest hair than my Aunt Frieda. That ho is hirsute, motherfuckers.
OMGFG OMG OMG OMG It's soooo scary. Noooooo. Sooo wrong, in sooo many ways. Where's it from? Belguim? Austria? or is it an ad for a fundemental christian church group I wonder. Nick
Alec, You need help for your francophobia. SB LOVES the French! Especially Gerard Depardieu. Yes indeedy. And now he owns a winery, so he is really the man for me!
Syd, That was a good one, buddy! I don't know who in the hell the people are. I just ran across the picture and had to post that shit and make everybody as uncomfortable as I was.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Wow, Daddy! You're hung!
I would like to know who is responsible for this. Was it the mama? Look how smugly she stares back at the camera. Someone should talk to her...
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It's soooo scary.
Noooooo.
Sooo wrong, in sooo many ways.
Where's it from?
Belguim?
Austria?
or is it an ad for a fundemental christian church group I wonder.
Nick
Those poor kids...
Sorry kids. Don't know anything about the origin of this photo. It's just sick though.
Love,
SB
ummmm the girl is touching dads fake wang. wtf
Hhhmm. Weird. Why's the little girl...? Oh dear.
This must be a French pic. The Frogs are into weird shit like this.
Misery Marketing,
Welcome to the warped world of Sarcastic Bastard. It appears from your comment that you'll fit in well here. Thanks for reading.
Best,
SB
Alec,
You need help for your francophobia. SB LOVES the French! Especially Gerard Depardieu. Yes indeedy. And now he owns a winery, so he is really the man for me!
Love,
SB
Kids do the darndest things, don't they?
Are those mo'hirsutes--ha, ha! Junior must take after his dad. Who are these people?
I do not understand. I can't even begin to imagine what the shit is going on here.
Syd,
That was a good one, buddy! I don't know who in the hell the people are. I just ran across the picture and had to post that shit and make everybody as uncomfortable as I was.
Love,
SB
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