The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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SB Not surprising, but sending me a link to anything mentioning clams casino is just mean hehe. Now I'm hungry and staring at hamburger helper for dinner while I'm thinking of clams casino. Come to think of it, it's almost like a typical date. Doug
Depp is the man. I always say if I become rich like that I would also be generous and give good tips. Shit when you have MILLIONS or BILLIONS what's a few grand to someone who could REALLY use it? Stay Up!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I almost emailed that to you yesterday :)
SB
Not surprising, but sending me a link to anything mentioning clams casino is just mean hehe. Now I'm hungry and staring at hamburger helper for dinner while I'm thinking of clams casino. Come to think of it, it's almost like a typical date.
Doug
Ironically- he is the person most wait staff would wait on for free.
And there you go.
Depp is the man.
I always say if I become rich like that I would also be generous and give good tips.
Shit when you have MILLIONS or BILLIONS what's a few grand to someone who could REALLY use it?
Stay Up!
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