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Friday, June 26, 2009
The Farrah Wig
SB is thinking about getting this shit and wearing it in honor of Farrah. I'd look good in this shit! All the mens would be after my ass.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Men my age, anyway.
Yes, yes. Please.
Still not as good as the real deal, nope. She had that flame thrower hair..
You would look great, just don't wear it outside of your house ok.
:P
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