My ass is crabby today. I have been staying up FAR TOO LATE watching the shows I've recorded on the new DVR. Also, I've been having a spicy Bloody Mary or two or three and that makes my ass even tireder. I made up a word. So there. I'm an English major and an editor, but I'm not anal about proper language usage. Fuck it. Sometimes made-up words pack more punch.
Anyhoo, I'm posting to say I'm not posting today, motherfuckers. The rain will not quit here in Buttfuck, Ohio, and I am just mean as hell today. If I don't get some damn sunshine soon, I'm going to kill somebody--perhaps the dumb sonofabitch in the white Toyota, who didn't bother to stop and take his fucking turn at the 4-way stop on my way into work this morning. Then, when I put my hands up in whatthefuck'sthematterwithyou despair, the jerk-off asshole cocksucking motherfucker had the temerity to wave happily at me. The fucker was just giddy with glee! I didn't say you could go, you dumb motherfucker. Your dumb ass just took the liberty. Fuck you, white Toyota selfish motherfucking asshole with a pin dick guy!
Can you motherfuckers tell that SB would not be good company today? Your asses are lucky you readers are not my co-workers, family, or neighbours today. Count your damn blessings!
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Here's a tip for a real nice spicy bloody mary, mix in some horse raddish sauce, goes down a treat.
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Nick
Dude, I feel similarly shitty this morning. And there is not even any rain here.
Made-up words do pack more punch.
Sounds good, Nick. Thanks. Cheers.
My tip for bloody mary: don't pour the tomato juice, just look at it. Or if you must use some, just make sure you add plenty of Tabasco in there also. :/ Hope your day improves :)
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Doug
Doug,
I like the way you think, my brothah.
Love,
SB
Yer kinda sexy when yer angry.
And tomorrow will be a better day.
All This Trouble,
I LOVE the way you think!
Love,
The Grouch
Steph,
Yer kinda funny when you comment.
Laugh.
Love ya,
SB
My Dear Ms. Moon,
Thanks for the reminder.
Much love,
SB
I felt crummy with a sinus headache so I stayed home and slept most of the day. It was great. Now I'm going to fix a kick ass dinner.
Thanks for the tip, Alec!
Love ya,
SB
Aunt Becky,
Great to hear from you! Yeah, it was day o' violence.
Love,
SB
Syd,
Good for you. Isn't it great to be at home alone during the day, when most of the neighborhood is working?
Hope you are much better.
Sending you love,
SB
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