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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
More Orit Fox
I'm thinking about starting an Orit Fox fan club. That ho is scary! Maybe Tommy Lee would want to date her.
Now, see...that shit most definitely points straight to hell. How could anyone let her go out looking like that. I mean, her makeup makes her the stuff nightmares are made of. Orit Fox, wake up and wash your face. Hard.
SB, how good are you with photoshop? I think you could conjure a demon or too if you put Orit's face on Chase. I'm just sayin...
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4 comments:
Scary, scary shit. An over inflated Pam And fo sho.
Now, see...that shit most definitely points straight to hell. How could anyone let her go out looking like that. I mean, her makeup makes her the stuff nightmares are made of. Orit Fox, wake up and wash your face. Hard.
SB, how good are you with photoshop? I think you could conjure a demon or too if you put Orit's face on Chase. I'm just sayin...
No need! No need at all! Look at those eyes! The lights are on but no-one's home!
All This Trouble,
I like your idea, but I suck at Photoshop.
Much love,
SB
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