Wednesday, September 16, 2009

God Has a Holy, Righteous Penis

No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.




Ms. Moon said...

God doesn't have a penis. God has a vagina.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes indeedy. Good point.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm not so sure we want to blame this mess on another woman though.

miss alaineus said...

after i read this i cant stop hearing mr mischief say 'show me on your soul where god touched you'


Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Hmmm all I know SB is that sometimes when I see one all angry I do say 'Jesus'.