Tuesday, September 15, 2009

SB Recommended Product: From Africa, To Africa.

From the Starbucks site:

This blend of beans from East Africa is balanced and complex, with delicate acidity and a flavorful interplay of exotic floral and citrus notes. Available: 1 lb bags of (STARBUCKS) RED whole bean coffee available at participating Starbucks stores in the U.S. and Canada and online in the U.S. (STARBUCKS) RED 12 oz ground coffee bags also available at Target! Price: 1 lb whole bean bag: $11.95 (US) with $1 (US) contribution and 12 oz. ground bag: $.075 (US) being contributed to help eliminate AIDS in Africa.

This is truly excellent coffee for an excellent cause. And no, SB is not making a cent to shill Starbucks (wish I was).

I have received a fair amount of compliments when I brew this coffee for company, and I, personally, love it. SB doesn't drink cheap shit, motherfuckers! Conceivably, my ass could be killed on the road on the way into work, and I don't want my last cup of coffee to have been shit coffee. Got me?

This coffee is a tad bit expensive, but pony up, motherfuckers. After all, Africa is the original cradle of mankind. It is all of our Motherland, and we all should care about its plight and the plight of its peoples.

Fork it over, bitches!


Ms. Moon said...

I love you and will have this coffee for you when you visit.
And Wonder Bread.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks Ms. Moon! Wonderbread toast and African coffee. What a breakfast!

I love you MAS,


Ms. Moon said...

Will you eat homemade fig preserves on the toast? If not, I will not be offended and will offer Welches Grape Jelly.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My Dear Ms. Moon,
I'll eat what ever you fix me, and gladly, except for PEAS. I'm 43 years old, and I am NEVER EVER eating peas again.

Just the smell of them cooking gags me. BARF.

Your adoring,