Thursday, September 24, 2009

Dumb Ass Christians: Fair and Balanced

No need to watch the news, I've got a bible.

Hypothetical conversation between a friend and I: Hey, did you hear the news, asks the friend. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday in church, I reply. But, that's impossible, this just happened today! How could you have talked about this yesterday if it happened today, he exclaims. Well you see, it's all written right here in this bible, I answer with a smile.

Fair and balanced


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