Thursday, September 17, 2009

Becks Meets Shakira

The following was in the English tabloid, The Sun, today:

I BET VICTORIA BECKHAM won't be able to stop the green-eyed monster rearing its ugly head when she sees these pics of her hubby with SHAKIRA.
I met the She Wolf singer a few weeks ago and she is a fine looking woman.
Not that Posh has got anything to worry about.
Shakira is happily married and DAVID is always talking about how much he adores his missus.
Becks met up with the pop star at a fundraiser for CHOC Children's Hospital in California on Tuesday.
Looks like she was a big hit.

[SB had to comment. This is what I submitted.]
Of course Posh has something to worry about. She looks like a damn Preying Mantis.

8 comments:

May said...

Oh God SB! You are so right! And what ARE those things under her flesh on her chest? Is she growing alien life forms in there? They certainly aren't breasts... Unless NASA has invented an antigravity bra or something. Preying mantis! HA! You are so funny!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
Yeah, her tits are like oranges. GROSS.

Gledwood said...

Hi I'm back I'm OK: I fell over & possibly broke a rib; and had an encounter with a mysterious white powder ... But I posted it up today

I can't stand Victoria Beckham. The only way she can stay a so-called "icon" is by keeping her mouth firmly SHUT!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gleddy,
I'm very relieved you're back. I hope your rib is not broken, although I'm sure it's damn painful anyway.

SB loves you!

gingermagnolia said...

Of course she was jealous. Have you seen Shakira (and her hips)? Vicki ain't got no hips!

Syd said...

Do you think that those are saline implants? Really???

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Yes, they are saline implants. She has been pretty honest about her surgeries.

Anonymous said...

Well, I would be really jealous too. He is such a hotty. But have you heard him speak? He sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles. I don't care, I LUV LUV LUV him.