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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
For Syd: Memaw's Unfortunate Choice of Shirt
Clearly, Memaw is headed to the disco after graduation to pick her up a white shoe, gold chain-wearing Pepaw.
[This post is dedicated to my dear friend Syd, who has the SADS. I am hoping I can cheer him up some.]
I think that entire family lots HOTTTT!!! Including Memaw. I think PePaw (dressed as you say) is taking the picture. I hope you feel better soon, Syd. The saddies suck.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I am getting cheered up by goofing off and reading blogs. Thanks for the sentiments SC. What is SADS--sad about dumb shit?
I think that entire family lots HOTTTT!!!
Including Memaw. I think PePaw (dressed as you say) is taking the picture.
I hope you feel better soon, Syd. The saddies suck.
Syd,
No, my dear, the SADS are the MEAN REDS, as Audrey Hepburn said in Breakfast at Tiffanys. It just means heavily and deeply sad.
Love you,
SB
OMG, I have a picture of her Pepaw! I'll try to post and send you the link.
Here it is. For you, my dear Bastard. http://gingermagnolia.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/the-pimp/
Gingermagnolia,
I love you, and I'll check the link out.
Hope your week is going well.
SB
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