Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Wooly of the Month

Yeah, REAL manly. A poncho. Scoff. And BROWN no less. A used car guy once told my parents that they have trouble unloading brown and tan cars because they aren't sexy. Great color choice there, numb nuts.

Doesn't the wool make this guy's pecker itch? My vag itches just thinking about it.

[Comments about my vag are unwelcome.]

16 comments:

downtown guy said...

Are you sure this is a fetishist and not just a wool Jaba the Hutt costume or a present from Granny that got out of hand?

Steph said...

I'm sure he would love to scratch your vag for you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Maybe so. My Grandma was a big knitter. I had some real interesting shit from her.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
I REPEAT: There will be NO talking about my vag.

Love,

SB

downtown guy said...

I hear your vag interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

LEAVE MY VAG OUT OF THIS!

Mary said...

This is too scratchlicious to leave alone...

Can we talk about Oprah's vag? Or, as she calls it, her va-jay-jay?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary,
We can talk about whatever you want, love. It's a free blog. Thanks for reading.

I must say Oprah annoys the piss out of me though. My Mom is addicted to that shit. She begins nearly every sentence with, "Oprah says. . . ."

Love,

SB

downtown guy said...

I was on the Oprah show once, in the 90s.

Ms. Moon said...

And I have the tape to prove it.

Steph said...

DTG - THIS I must hear more about!

Mary said...

So on the O Sho, DID she talk about HER vajayjay?

downtown guy said...

Do not believe my mother. The tape does not exist. But it's true, and kind of difficult to explain now that I think about it. Drop me an email if you want to know the story. (Ditto SB.)

drunkonpabst at gmail dot com.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Me too. Spill DTG!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Frankly, I don't even want to THINK about Oprah's vajayjay. The mental picture makes me wish for damn brain bleach.

Jesus.

downtown guy said...

No, she talked abut her high heels and her movie career.