Friday, September 18, 2009

Shit SB Says

Bartending is the best job in the world. Everybody is always happy to see a bartender or a fireman. Bartenders are like Santa Clause. They bring you stuff you ask for. And if you drink enough, you don't even mind getting the damn bill.

[SB bartended for a number of years. I miss it everyday of my life. I loved shooting the shit with people. And, no, I did not flip the bottles like that closeted dick, Tom Cruise. My ass is uncoordinated, and I would have been breaking bottles all over the fucking place and that would have gotten my clumsy ass fired. Instead, I gave away multitudes of free booze to friends, and that got me fired instead.]

4 comments:

Syd said...

I bet that you were a hell of a bartender.

Ms. Moon said...

I'll bet you were a fabulous bartender.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thank you both. I enjoyed that job so much. I had a lot of wonderful people for regulars. I got paid to hang with my friends.

downtown guy said...

I've loved so many bartenders, and they have done so much for me.