Thursday, September 17, 2009

Shit SB Says

If I hear Whitney Houston sing I Will Always Love You ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME, I'm going to shank a bitch.

[NOTE: Yes, I stole the idea from the Shit My Dad Says site, but it's my goddamn blog, and I'll do whatever the fuck I want.]

9 comments:

Chic Mama said...

I HATE that song too. Not sure what 'shank a bitch' means though.....lol ;0)

Ms. Moon said...

You are actually much wittier than "shit my dad says."
I love you to pieces.
I do not love Whitney Houston in any way, shape or form.

afk4life said...

Well I have to agree cos only time I hear it is when its late and like the says how soon is now otherwise I go on my own and leave on my own and go home and I cry so I wanna die. And all my hope is gone so otherwise I fall for the kid I wouldn't usually take home cos of this damned song and regret it all or just plain regret it all :\ No more false hopes! :)

Elizabeth said...

It's truly unbelievable that we have to listen to that song again, over and over.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Chic Mama,
Shank a bitch means knife a bitch, basically.

Love you. Thanks for reading me. Hope everything is going as well as possible.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You are my best Internet friend, and I love you back.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
That was great. I laughed. Morrissey rules and so do you.

Sending BIG love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Elizabeth,
Thank you sincerely for reading me and commenting. Please come back often and join our blogging family.

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

P.S. I will still listen to Dolly Parton sing that song.
Love you so....Ms. Moon