Friday, September 18, 2009

Shit SB Says

Tip your damn waitstaff! They bust their asses to make you happy. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out! Period. Also, if you have little kids, tip extra. Little fuckers make BIG messes. If you're a shitty tipper, then fuck you.

[This one is for my adopted sister, May, who is busting her ass waitressing and saying how a lot of people leave shitty tips.]

8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

EVERYONE should have to work as a server in his or her life at some point.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I think so too.

downtown guy said...

I agree. If I am out with someone and they stiff or are rude to the wait staff, I know they're not someone I want to get along with.

May said...

Oh SB! It breaks my heart that I've been messing around all day and didn't read this till now and you might think- all the way till Monday! that I didn't read this post! You are one of my most favorite people in the whole goddamned world!

Kat Skratch said...

Fuck that noise. Be a good tipper.

Glad you're writing and well SB. Stopping by to say what's up. :)

K

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
I love you so! If someone didn't tip you good around me, they'd get a damn earful.

Cheap motherfuckers!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for coming by, Kat. Great to hear from you, as always!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
You were raised right.

Love,

SB