Friday, September 18, 2009

Dumb Ass Christians: Atheistic Females

Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!

I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother. Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females. It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal and against the word of God. I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer!

You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church. God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.

[There is a lot of damn smiting going on amongst Christians. I don't think Jesus would want us to go around smiting other folks. In general, I don't think a loving God is a pro-smiting God. Your thoughts?]

A. Palatini


Ms. Moon said...

Well, there's the old testament god who is not loving AT ALL but is a mean, smitin', son of a bitch. "You want to prove you love me? Well then kill your kid on this altar."
Jesus had a different message but he could get pretty mean too when he felt like it.
Now I have never figured out what the damn holy ghost is so I have no idea whether he (it?) is pro smiting or con smiting.
Maybe one of those christians could help me out there.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I never thought Jesus was mean. To what do you refer? The only thing I can think of is the money lenders and smashing the tables in the market stalls (and I don't blame him for that). I'm just curious and sincerely asking, because you and I see things alike on most counts.



Ms. Moon said...

He wasn't real nice to his mother. When she wanted him to turn the water into wine at the wedding he said, "Woman, what do I have to do with thee?" Then of course, he turned the water into wine.
He didn't suffer fools gladly. He had some attitude. He told people off.
Check out this website on Jesus' family values:

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I didn't know the story about Mary and the wine.

I don't suffer fools gladly either, so I can't say much there. And I'd rather have a more human God than a holy boring one.

I will check out the site. Thank you.