Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I Guess SB Qualifies as Conflicted

I just stopped at K-fart at lunch and bought a bottle of Slimquick, a pack of Golden Oreos, two cans of Easy Cheese, three bags of Dubble Bubble jumbo Halloween gum mix, and a large bottle of Pinot Grigio. [I honestly did.] And no, the checkout boy did NOT look at me strangely.

Do you think I have a problem? It's a rhetorical question, motherfuckers.

6 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I'm sorry. Is there a problem there?

afk4life said...

That certainly is an interesting lunch. Now...if you had said this was breakfast...I might agree with 'conflicted' more.
Doug

birdpress said...

I do think you have a slight problem; easy cheese goes better with Cabernet!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good point, Birdy Bird.

Chic Mama said...

You should see my shopping trolley ;0)

May said...

Don't tell Mom, but I always liked it when I was drinking when I picked up a twelve-pack, a pregnancy test, and a lb bag of m&ms. I love fun shopping combinations!
p.s.
I'm sorry I haven't been commenting much, I am sickly. But I love you.