Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Dippin Dots Law of Attraction

Overheard at a Dayton Dragon's baseball game:

Did you get a load of all those fat asses in line for Dippin Dots? Who the fuck wants to eat dried ice cream anyway? Even the astronauts didn't want to eat that crap. They wanted good old Carvel or some shit.

There must be some sort of law of physics about fat motherfuckers and their attraction to Dippin Dots.


[Okay, I said it.]

6 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

My kids and I always joke about Dippin' Dots which have been the "ice cream of the future" forever. We always ask, "Is it the future yet?" when we see Dippin' Dots.
We don't think it is.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jesus Christ. I HOPE it's not the ice cream of the future. On the other hand, it sucks, so maybe I'd lose some weight.

miss alaineus said...

i dont get the whole dippin dots concept. when shit looks like that in my freezer, then it's time to toss it.


xxalainaxx

Kat Skratch said...

Dude. Another one I'm giggling out loud too you fucking genius you. :) I'm just stopping in to say hello. I've been away for a few days but I always appreciate you stopping by my blog. And I LOVE reading yours.
Hope all is well with you darling.

Kat

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss Alaineus,
Good point.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kat,
Good to hear from you. Thanks for stopping in. Thanks also for the compliment.

I loves ya,

SB