Friday, September 11, 2009

From Shit My Dad Says

I love this one. This guy is SB in a few more years. Okay. He's me now. Fuck you for thinking that.

[Link to Shit My Dad Says:]

"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi."

SB is getting pretty damn bored with life too. Seriously. I really am getting to be a jaded motherfucker. I've seent it all. Maybe death will be something new, unless reincarnation is true, and I've already died hundreds (maybe thousands) of times. Then death will be boring as fuck too.

I saw my dead Grandma Peg in a dream once, and I asked her the question we all want to know, right? Grandma, what's being dead like? What's it like?

She said, "Well honey, it's pretty boring to tell the truth."

GREAT. More of the same.


downtown guy said...

Pft. Have you hung out with us yet? No.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh come on. You haven't come to see us yet. Life still holds adventure and surprise for you, dear SB.
VW: Grans

Steph said...

You are depressing the shit out of me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG & Ms. Moon,
You're right--there's still some shit to look forward to.

I'm on a roll today, sistah.

Love all y'all,


Syd said...

Okay, I have to say that I don't want you to leave us. Just keep saying to yourself over and over, "I'm not Homesick" which is Southern for "don't take me yet, Lord".

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd. You are my Internet crush. You're tall, skinny, and your wife says you look like Hugh Jackman. Not that I'm shallow or anything. Okay, I am. Whatever.

Heather said...

lol I love that guy I really do here's what he just posted like 5 hours ago

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

Love him

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love him, too. Dude rocks.

Have a great weekend. Thanks for reading!

Love, SB.

Joy said...

I feel like that sometimes, too. I don't want to live to be 100 but am not quite ready to leave yet.