Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Duggar Cat Family and the Asshole Licker

When I left the house this morning, Sam was hiding behind the washer and dryer, and gorgeous Maximus was cowering underneath the red sofa. I did actually manage to hold Max briefly before the Asshole Licker (Ginger) scared her right out of my arms. The Asshole Licker bugs new felines in the household TO DEATH, and then loses all interest several days later.

Sam's backstory was that he was rescued from a tree in a park as a kitten and had a bad intestinal infection, and his poor belly was filled with maggots. It took several surgeries and over a thousand dollars in order to untwist his intestines and rid him of parasites. I'd say Sam is a survivor. He is the more outgoing and loving of the two. Sam's a lover, people, not a damn fighter.

The kids (college students) who owned the two were two of the nicest youngsters I've met, and they were so happy to find their babies a good home. It made me feel really good. I sent them an e-mail already this morning to let them know how the cats are faring.

Please, NO MORE crazy cat lady jokes. I prefer to be known as "The Angelina Jolie of Cats." Thank you veddy much.

Thanks for all the well wishes. I really love my blog family.


afk4life said...

Crazy cat lady jokes? I'm not sure I get it.

Syd said...

That is great that you saved dear Sam.

Ms. Moon said...

The Angelina Jolie of cats? That is wonderful. Now all you need are some interesting tattoos, some long black dresses and a Brad.
Big congratulations to the new family members!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug Dear,
It's a stereotype. Almost every town has a crazy old lady who lives with bazillions of cats. Many times, they find the old lady dead awhile after she expires, and some of the cats have begun to eat her dead body.

Got me?

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Syd. He seems to be a sweet little fella. Now, if I can just get him out from behind the dryer.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Ms. Moon!

jrains80 said...

The kits are simply of luck with the clan Queen Angelina. How many cats do you have now?

Love, Jenn

afk4life said...

Heheh I didn't think I'd get you with that, but I guess I did, sorry, but it's still pretty funny :) Everyone knows the cat lady stories ;)
Love and apologies

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I have FIVE cats now!



Sarcastic Bastard said...

I wondered if you were messing with me. I am extremely mentally retarded this week. Mind tired, man. Too many brain cells lost to alcohol.

Love you,


Lou said...

Ginger will always be top cat. But as you say, she will get bored with the drama, and go lick her asshole in a sunny window seat.