I don't care how banging her body is. It's not classy. Also bitch is homely as fuck.
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Appearances don't count for much. I wonder what she's really like. After hanging out with her and observing her behavior, she may turn out to be uglier than you think. Or prettier. And then there's the matter of skills....
When the page first loaded, I could only see the top half and I thought that wasn't bad... but then I scrolled down and went oooohh.
Denny,
That's true. Niceness counts for more or a sense of humor.
Steph,
Yes. Ghastly. Just goes to prove--a bitch can have money, but it doesn't buy taste.
Love you two!
SB
I think most straight men would give their right arm to touch Cameron Diaz and I give her a little credit for at least trying to be original.
However, a short dress when everyone is wearing a gown is just trying too hard. And seems like less fun than doing full-on dress up.
If you're not nominated or presenting, just stay home in pajamas. More fun to eat pizza and drink wine and be right next to a bathroom, I'd say.
I'm with you - I could never see what the hype was about. She can't act and isn't gorgeous. And doesn't know how to dress either apparently.
You beat me to the punch SB... I have NEVER saw 'it' in Cam Diaz and this crap outfit confirms what I have always thought about her... she is an crater-faced ball busser!!
Mark,
I wouldn't want to go the Academy Awards. Too much pressure. I would be so uptight and uncomfortable. It would be like a bad family reunion, where you have to wear formal clothes on top of mixing with people you rarely see or like all that much. I thought of you last night. You live near that whole hot mess right?
Jeannie,
The only thing she's got going for her is a bod. In that movie where she shaved her head, she looked like a damn space alien.
Love you.
Dear SB, the top looks alright but it's a bit short for bare legs I'd say. I wouldn't do bare legs any longer it just looks wrong xx
Mark said it all for me. I don't hate her. I don't know why. I think because I could imagine doing shots with her.
IM TIRED OF IT! I CANT TAKE IT! SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AGING HOOKER FIGHTING FOR THE CORNER!
You don't think I look like a plump Cameron!?!?!
Yep. The bod looks great. The dress doesn't. But I will say that the plump Cameron would go around nekkid if she weren't the plump Cameron. (I'm talking about myself, there. I've had cold meds and I can't tell if I'm being clear. My sinuses aren't clear. I know that. Now rambling...)
yeah but the shoes are fucking beautiful and i don't usually notice shoes, especially ones i wouldn't wear. apart from strappy red high shiny high heels. i love shiny stuff. and those are shiny too...
oh it's late and i'm tired
She has buff arms.
Remember the two hookers in Fargo and their description of Steve Buscemi? Of course you do...
That's what I've always thought of Cameron Diaz... "Funny lookin', just funny lookin".
Course, I'm pretty funny lookin' myself, so who the hell am I to judge.
AHHHHAHAHHAHAA!!!! Judgey McJudgerson THAT's who I am.
Sarah xxx
Dovie,
That was funny. Love you.
ATT,
You crack my shit up.
Misfits,
Yeah, she is odd looking. Definitely.
Love to all,
SB
It's much too short for the Academy Awards, whatever age you are.
Ali x
I've always thought she was very odd looking, but I've had men tell me they find her very attractive. She and that actress named Rene Z Something(sorry, I don't go to movies or own a tv) look equally ugly to me. ~Mary
i was going to say "odd looking" too she reminds me of someone you'd meet at a wedding reception
what does "homely" mean? here it means "reminiscent of home" ie all the good things; I understand the American meaning is different..?
You hit that one right on the head!
Ali,
I thought so too.
Mary,
The Viking thinks she is pretty. Whatever. Jesus.
Gleds,
Homely means plain, or even ugly, over here.
Jill,
Thanks. She looks like a damn space alien or some shit.
Oh, I don't know. I'd like to be this homely.
Give it to me and I promise to cover it up better.
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