Monday, February 28, 2011

Bitch Is Too Old to Be Dressed Like This

Bobbydazzlers: Taylor Swift, left, shimmered in a short gold strapless gown with matching shoes, whereas Cameron Diaz, right, was wearing a tight off-the-shoulder monochrome print dress with black shoeboot stilettos at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar party

I don't care how banging her body is. It's not classy. Also bitch is homely as fuck.

23 comments:

Denny Coates said...

Appearances don't count for much. I wonder what she's really like. After hanging out with her and observing her behavior, she may turn out to be uglier than you think. Or prettier. And then there's the matter of skills....

Steph(anie) said...

When the page first loaded, I could only see the top half and I thought that wasn't bad... but then I scrolled down and went oooohh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
That's true. Niceness counts for more or a sense of humor.

Steph,
Yes. Ghastly. Just goes to prove--a bitch can have money, but it doesn't buy taste.

Love you two!

SB

Mark said...

I think most straight men would give their right arm to touch Cameron Diaz and I give her a little credit for at least trying to be original.
However, a short dress when everyone is wearing a gown is just trying too hard. And seems like less fun than doing full-on dress up.
If you're not nominated or presenting, just stay home in pajamas. More fun to eat pizza and drink wine and be right next to a bathroom, I'd say.

Jeannie said...

I'm with you - I could never see what the hype was about. She can't act and isn't gorgeous. And doesn't know how to dress either apparently.

Big Mark 243 said...

You beat me to the punch SB... I have NEVER saw 'it' in Cam Diaz and this crap outfit confirms what I have always thought about her... she is an crater-faced ball busser!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mark,
I wouldn't want to go the Academy Awards. Too much pressure. I would be so uptight and uncomfortable. It would be like a bad family reunion, where you have to wear formal clothes on top of mixing with people you rarely see or like all that much. I thought of you last night. You live near that whole hot mess right?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
The only thing she's got going for her is a bod. In that movie where she shaved her head, she looked like a damn space alien.

Love you.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, the top looks alright but it's a bit short for bare legs I'd say. I wouldn't do bare legs any longer it just looks wrong xx

Ms. Moon said...

Mark said it all for me. I don't hate her. I don't know why. I think because I could imagine doing shots with her.

↺ІТЅ "МІЅЅ ЯЄЄЅЄ" ТΘ УΘU↻ said...

IM TIRED OF IT! I CANT TAKE IT! SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AGING HOOKER FIGHTING FOR THE CORNER!

All This Trouble... said...

You don't think I look like a plump Cameron!?!?!

Yep. The bod looks great. The dress doesn't. But I will say that the plump Cameron would go around nekkid if she weren't the plump Cameron. (I'm talking about myself, there. I've had cold meds and I can't tell if I'm being clear. My sinuses aren't clear. I know that. Now rambling...)

Gledwood said...

yeah but the shoes are fucking beautiful and i don't usually notice shoes, especially ones i wouldn't wear. apart from strappy red high shiny high heels. i love shiny stuff. and those are shiny too...

oh it's late and i'm tired

Syd said...

She has buff arms.

Misfits Vintage said...

Remember the two hookers in Fargo and their description of Steve Buscemi? Of course you do...

That's what I've always thought of Cameron Diaz... "Funny lookin', just funny lookin".

Course, I'm pretty funny lookin' myself, so who the hell am I to judge.

AHHHHAHAHHAHAA!!!! Judgey McJudgerson THAT's who I am.

Sarah xxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dovie,
That was funny. Love you.

ATT,
You crack my shit up.

Misfits,
Yeah, she is odd looking. Definitely.

Love to all,

SB

Alison Cross said...

It's much too short for the Academy Awards, whatever age you are.

Ali x

FrankandMary said...

I've always thought she was very odd looking, but I've had men tell me they find her very attractive. She and that actress named Rene Z Something(sorry, I don't go to movies or own a tv) look equally ugly to me. ~Mary

Gledwood said...

i was going to say "odd looking" too she reminds me of someone you'd meet at a wedding reception

what does "homely" mean? here it means "reminiscent of home" ie all the good things; I understand the American meaning is different..?

Jill said...

You hit that one right on the head!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ali,
I thought so too.

Mary,
The Viking thinks she is pretty. Whatever. Jesus.

Gleds,
Homely means plain, or even ugly, over here.

Jill,
Thanks. She looks like a damn space alien or some shit.

Leslie said...

Oh, I don't know. I'd like to be this homely.
Give it to me and I promise to cover it up better.

Parabolic Muse said...

i have NEVER gotten this shit.