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Tuesday, February 22, 2011
SB Is in a Grouchy Shitty Tired Mood
And I don't feel like writing dick so far this week. If that changes, I'll post. If not, fuck that shit.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
That's okay, baby. We love you no matter what.
Awwwwwww - you're crabby (((hug))).
Wait.
Isn't that your default setting, SB??!
love ya
Ali x
Thanks, Ms. Moon. I love youse too!
Yes, Ali, it is default for me, especially in the mornings.
Jeannie,
I figured you'd see the beauty of the blood-thirsty Memaw.
Mrs. Miss A.,
You be well, too. So sorry about Guinness. I adored him from afar.
Love to all my bitches,
SB
Back at you SB... my ex wife used to make the little bitch in me come out all the time... get into the groove sooner than later..!
Big Mark,
Ex-spouses will do that. Amen. Love you.
thanks for your humour SB..it cheers me up no end :)
Jane,
Thank YOU for the kind compliment. I could go a year on it.
Love,
SB
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