Thursday, February 24, 2011

SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I have decided that due to a full-time fucking job, 7 cats, a diarrhetic old dog with TWO (count them TWO) cysts (which may or may not be cancerous), laundry to do, a Viking to fuck, and a house to care for, my ass is going to cut back a little on my blogging time. I will still be visiting all my blog family's sites at least several times a week, but I am going to start randomly responding to comments, THOUGH I APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE. I REALLY FUCKING DO. I am still planning on posting pretty regularly. I know you are all breathing a sigh of relief right now.

Please don't get your damn feelings hurt if I don't respond to EVERY SINGLE morsel of a comment that you leave on my blog. I appreciate and will read EVERY SINGLE COMMENT, however, I am just easily stressed out, and something needs to go right now. SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS! And this is it. So please forgive me.

18 comments:

Jane Lancaster said...

OMG, WTF? LOL...

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah. I'd hate it if you gave up fucking the Viking to answer comments. That would be idiotic.
I love you and you never have to answer another comment I leave here again. I swear to god. And you don't have to comment on my shit, either. Just keep writing and posting and keep fucking the Viking.
(I don't care what you do about the dog.)

Jeannie said...

I rarely comment on comments because when I comment, I generally never think to go back to see if there was a response to it - except for yours of course, and maybe another 1 or 2. When I have something to say in particular to one, I'll just hit reply - many allow that now! Go in peace and with my blessing to not respond unless the comment is priceless.

Vintage Vixen said...

I won't be offended if you don't visit every time I post, you need to take time out to live. Love you! xxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love of all of you understanding motherfuckers. I have the BEST blog family of anyone, anywhere. I am unanimous in that!

Ms. Moon,
NOTHING could stop me from fucking the Viking. Laugh.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest SB, yes sometimes something's got to give. It is so time consuming. Of course we forgive you! Love you xx

All This Trouble... said...

Joe is not a viking. I'm a little sad about that. I need to place an order for one of those horny hats. That would do the trick.

As far as blogs go,we are itelligent beings. I just spelled intelligent incorrectly. So just strike the rest of this comment...

Misfits Vintage said...

Bloody hell - I never reply to comments. And I never expect anyone to reply to my comments - in fact I wouldn't know if you did because I'm not coming back to check!

And I don't have four hundred Vikings with cysts to fuck!

You rock SB. Be human, we won't mind.

Sarah xxx

Mr.Mischief said...

Shit, how could I blame you- blogging in one hand, viking to fuck in the other? Just come back to the blogging when you can't walk and need a recovery time!

West Hollywood Voyeur said...

Hey SB,
If I had a viking to fuck, I'd take a time out too!!
xoxo
WHV.

Syd said...

I love you SB. Go fuck. It is better than commenting. But I do also appreciate your comment to me. I won't be doing any of the fucking stuff for a bit. But it will happen again in time.

The Wit Continuum said...

I hear you babe! Feeling obligated sucks...and not what us fans crave from you, so do what you have to do and stop in when you can. I myself feel a bit stretched lately...this time of year doesn't help either.
Love you and wish you the best as always.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Misfits Vintage,
No, the Viking doesn't have cysts, my old dog does. Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I am thinking of you and C. today. My fingers are crossed. Love you, too!

All,
Thanks for your kind understanding. I love my motherfuckers!

Adirondackcountrygal said...

Did you blog on AOL? You seem familiar hmmmm...? I would also suggest slowing down on fucking the Viking but hey a man has to have priorities! :)

Mel's Way or No Way said...

So that's why A is insatiable...her Viking blood. Now it's all clear to me!
Give up what you have to as long as you don't give up posting and fucking the Viking and taking care of the cats and the dog is important too intestinal problems or not. :) Yeah, answering comments has to go.

Every day I come home from work and when I check my email, A always asks "what's new from SB today?" So just know you are loved.
Hugs to you on this cold rainy Monday in Buttfuck Ohio.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
I am honored. I love you two broads!
It's rainy and dark here, too. I hate that shit. It makes me want to take a damn nappy, not be here at work.

Love to you and A.,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

i love the pants off you, and it doesn't matter if you respond to comments or not, or even how often you post. I have been having a hate/hate relationship with blogging and have been lazy as shit about it because I have so much crap to do (aka: living) that I don't have time without stressing out so bad that I can't enjoy anything (aka: living). So. I'm down to a post every two weeks or so.

In other words: thank you for being such a good post-er! You make my life (aka: living) better. Sorry I have to comment 47 times at once because I never go online any more.