Thursday, February 17, 2011

A One-Sided Conversation with Puppine

[Puppine (SB's small black cat) sat in the front window this morning, staring intently at a school bus.]

Do you want to go to school, Puppine? You could learn things like who the president is.

[Puppine starts to slowly and methodically lick her asshole.]

I guess if you met Barack Obama, you'd probably lick your asshole in front of him, too, huh? You'd be about that impressed.


Ms. Moon said...

I keep forgetting to tell you- there's a notice up at the Post Office here about a missing Lab. Her name is "Kittie."
Okay. That had very little to do with Puppine.
Good morning. I love you.

West Hollywood Voyeur said...

Well I guess it's never too early to read on your post
" methodically lick her asshole" lol!

Carry on SB


Big Mark 243 said...

Is Puppine registered to vote? Watching parts of the CPAC I was about as impressed with them as Pup's is with the President...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
That is funny. How do we come up with pet names? For me, it is a strange process.

You carry on, too, in your big old, bad old, Hollywood. Laugh.

Big Mark,
She may have registered in my absence. Laugh. One never knows with Puppine.

Jeannie said...

I tend to stay out of American politics - Canadian too as a matter of fact - as I remain stubbornly ignorant. But I will take Puppine's word for it.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, Puppine is REALLY smart.

Jane Lancaster said...

better than licking his arse! which would be the popular choice I'm guessing..

Syd said...

I wonder if puppine needs to have her anal glands expressed.

~Amber Elise~ said...

Puppine you are a cool Motherfucker! I must say SB, this reminds me of the things I like about cats, I have a love-hate with that shifty - "I DONT GIVE A SHIT" attitude they generally have.

Terry Joy said...

Now that is too funny. I wish I had a cat but my youngest is allergic. Maybe I will get rid of him and get me a cat!