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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Shit SB Says
I have absolutely zero hope for humanity when people can't even manage a 4-way stop.
There is zero hope. They've put in a ton of 4 ways and roundabouts here to save money on lights. The screwups amaze me. They just sent another brochure in the mail to tell us how to use them but people will still be idiots.
At 4 ways - men in particular think they've only to stop and then it's their turn -doesn't matter who got there first. Women stop and never go. Drives me insane.
But it's SO confusing! Ha. I live a block from a flashing red/yellow light at a four-way intersection and everyone tries to make it a four-way stop. It's ridiculous.
This is so funny...I was saying almost the exact same thing at the bus corner this morning...as soon as I moved, the bully behind me with his Range Rover decides to go around me, and thus I had to wait for him...again...this has happened more than once. I think he feels the more expensive car should go first or something...or that waiting 5 seconds might cost him a dime...not sure.
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10 comments:
People cannot handle stop signs anymore.
Goddam,some dickheads just can't cope with the simplest things.Tragic,but true.
Don't you know we've evolved beyond those? Oh yeah. We're rocking badass roundabouts in our town.
There is zero hope. They've put in a ton of 4 ways and roundabouts here to save money on lights. The screwups amaze me. They just sent another brochure in the mail to tell us how to use them but people will still be idiots.
At 4 ways - men in particular think they've only to stop and then it's their turn -doesn't matter who got there first. Women stop and never go. Drives me insane.
But it's SO confusing!
Ha.
I live a block from a flashing red/yellow light at a four-way intersection and everyone tries to make it a four-way stop. It's ridiculous.
Half the people I drive around cannot manage a 2 way stop.
That's the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Thanks for being you.
Mwah, ha, ha !
Amen.......
also when the street light aren't working how tough is it to take turns for christ's sake?
It's even in the manual........
This is so funny...I was saying almost the exact same thing at the bus corner this morning...as soon as I moved, the bully behind me with his Range Rover decides to go around me, and thus I had to wait for him...again...this has happened more than once. I think he feels the more expensive car should go first or something...or that waiting 5 seconds might cost him a dime...not sure.
DarcC,
Thank you for the compliment. It's great to have you with us. I hope you'll come back and join us often.
Love,
SB
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