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Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Tale of a Murdering Memaw
I kind of dig her. I wonder if she wants to adopt a grandkid?
My favorite part are the last lines: 'She has been a caring, loving mother, and she's a loving, caring grandmother. I think that she was dealt a bad hand,' Peggy said.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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My favorite part are the last lines:
'She has been a caring, loving mother, and she's a loving, caring grandmother. I think that she was dealt a bad hand,' Peggy said.
Ms. Moon,
I noticed the same damn quote. I think that probably THE HUSBANDS were dealt the bad hand though. Laugh.
Well, ya gotta thin the herd or they'll take over everything.
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