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Thursday, February 10, 2011
Shit SB Says at a Dinner Party
I'm Irish on my grandmother's side. If there's no potatoes involved, I'm not interested.
I married an Irishman. We both love LOVE our potatoes. He makes potato bread which you have likely never had and maybe never will but there is not a soul who does not love it instantly. How many foods can boast that? This is a peculiarly Ulster item served with bacon and eggs and fried tomatoes. And HP sauce.
Funny, other than the potato bread, our children are not lovers of the potato. I don't know where I went wrong.
I got the potato gene too, some of my dad's people were faminers. Can't think of a more perfect food. Might have to make some for lunch. Parsley and buttered redskins. Mashed goldens. Baked russets. Thanks, I'm starving now! I'm loving the sweet potato fries, they're starting to serve them everywhere around here. Glad you're back, been enjoying your posts, especially Mr. Bukowski, need to get more familiar with his work. Hugs to you.
You know how there is that "What Albums Would You Take on a Desert Island Game" which some of us turn into "Who Would You Have at a Dinner Party" game?
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13 comments:
We all love the potato. How do you feel about the sweet potato? Is that a sacrilege?
Good morning, I love you.
I am learning to love the sweet potato, especially seasoned sweet potato fries.
Good morning back. I love you MAS.
I married an Irishman. We both love LOVE our potatoes. He makes potato bread which you have likely never had and maybe never will but there is not a soul who does not love it instantly. How many foods can boast that? This is a peculiarly Ulster item served with bacon and eggs and fried tomatoes. And HP sauce.
Funny, other than the potato bread, our children are not lovers of the potato. I don't know where I went wrong.
Mmmmmm potatoes.
I got the potato gene too, some of my dad's people were faminers. Can't think of a more perfect food. Might have to make some for lunch. Parsley and buttered redskins. Mashed goldens. Baked russets. Thanks, I'm starving now! I'm loving the sweet potato fries, they're starting to serve them everywhere around here.
Glad you're back, been enjoying your posts, especially Mr. Bukowski, need to get more familiar with his work.
Hugs to you.
Nothing Irish about me but I do require potatoes in order to be fully satisfied with life.
Jeannie,
I never liked potatoes when I was younger. Now I love them more than meat or dessert. Much love!
Mel,
Glad you liked Bukowski. I love you. Hope all is swell.
Jill,
And we can spell the plural of potato. We're miles ahead of that idiot Dan Quayle. Remember him?
Thank you for your comment. Please come back and join us often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
Best,
SB
A nice mushroom, almond & rice dish maybe(my dinner tonight)?
Dearest SB, I'm Irish too and I love a potato, done any way. Love you xx
I am a meat and potato kind of girl...veggies are just garnish.
You know how there is that "What Albums Would You Take on a Desert Island Game" which some of us turn into "Who Would You Have at a Dinner Party" game?
SB makes my list.
hee hee! You funny.
Mel,
I'm with you. I do NOT like vegetables.
Omgrrrl,
I am vastly honored. Thank you!
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