Some Observations About the Damn FOX Network Before the Damn Superbowl

I must say I found the reading of the Constitution by the football players (both former and current), along with common people across this great land of ours, very moving. But I had to tell the Viking that I thought there needed to be a "Tea Partier translation," because those dumb fucks so clearly don't understand what the Founding Fathers were ACTUALLY saying. I think we needed to bring the Constitution down to about a third-grade level in order for that bunch of damn morons to actually even begin to understand it. For the translation, maybe we could have had someone like George W. Bush read a translation written by James Carville or some shit.

I also found it ironic that the FOX Network put together that little inspiring film which included footage of people like JFK, John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Bono and then had Michael Douglas narrate it. Need I point out that all these brilliant people are/were liberals to the network geniuses at FOX?