Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Some Observations About the Damn FOX Network Before the Damn Superbowl

I must say I found the reading of the Constitution by the football players (both former and current), along with common people across this great land of ours, very moving. But I had to tell the Viking that I thought there needed to be a "Tea Partier translation," because those dumb fucks so clearly don't understand what the Founding Fathers were ACTUALLY saying. I think we needed to bring the Constitution down to about a third-grade level in order for that bunch of damn morons to actually even begin to understand it. For the translation, maybe we could have had someone like George W. Bush read a translation written by James Carville or some shit.

I also found it ironic that the FOX Network put together that little inspiring film which included footage of people like JFK, John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Bono and then had Michael Douglas narrate it. Need I point out that all these brilliant people are/were liberals to the network geniuses at FOX?

4 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

That is how you take the power of there message away... you use their images with words that everyone identifies with and THEN you can reference them as you spew YOUR beliefs... always pointing back to those on the liberals you can now say 'would agree with you based on...'

Big Mark 243 said...

Oh, the Tea Baggers purposely don't want to know about the Constitution... they still want to know if the president is a muslim or not...

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah- what's up with THAT shit?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
You got the tea baggers right.

Ms. Moon,
I was just sort of astounded. I guess the republicans don't have any good heroes of their own. Fuckers.