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Friday, February 4, 2011
Shit SB Says to Her Dear Friend, Denny
Intelligent life DOES exist somewhere in the galaxy, but we are NOT it.
Isn't it fucked up that most of our epiphanies happen over 40? Maybe we are the amusement for intelligent life? A global reality show for the truly literate folks on Pluto? God they must chuckle with laughter at what assholes we are....
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Oi! Phone home!!
Perhaps there is intelligent life on Uranus, at the very least, we know they have a sense of humor.
X David
DAVID!
You live. THANK CHRIST! I don't know what I'd do without you.
I am always making Uranus jokes to the Viking (my boyfriend). It so clearly illustrates my maturity level at the age of 44.
SB loves you. I hope all is swell.
I'm glad you said we're not it. We certainly are not. And I speak most of all for myself!
;-)
I totally burst out laughing when I read that post. Brilliant, SB!
AX
Exactly!
And we are unlikely to meet it either.
All the best, Boonie
Isn't it fucked up that most of our epiphanies happen over 40? Maybe we are the amusement for intelligent life? A global reality show for the truly literate folks on Pluto? God they must chuckle with laughter at what assholes we are....
oh thank goodness for that..............x
Very true. I hope that we will find some intelligent life in my lifetime.
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