The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Be still my heart. Damn, but I love men with long legs and big... I'm sorry. Thanks, honey. You made my day. Mr. Moon wouldn't mind if I made that into MY wallpaper, would he?
I actually watch his show, NO RESERVATIONS, I have seen him a few times on the street in NYC but what I like best about him is that he smokes on camera, hence the parental warning before each episode. It is OK to depict murder and rape on TV but god forbid someone smokes while speaking intelligently.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
22 comments:
Looks to me like he has a boner.
Love you.
It's a boner for Ms. Moon. Laugh!
Love you back, Jeannie.
Jeannie stole my thoughts! That is a right and proper boner.
Love you! xxx
fabulous!!!
Be still my heart. Damn, but I love men with long legs and big...
I'm sorry.
Thanks, honey. You made my day. Mr. Moon wouldn't mind if I made that into MY wallpaper, would he?
I actually watch his show, NO RESERVATIONS, I have seen him a few times on the street in NYC but what I like best about him is that he smokes on camera, hence the parental warning before each episode.
It is OK to depict murder and rape on TV but god forbid someone smokes while speaking intelligently.
Vix,
I love you, too, babe. You know it.
Jane,
Yes, he is. Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
Mr. Moon is cool. He'd be okay with it.
David,
I couldn't agree more. Our society is ridiculous these days.
That is a striking portrait indeed.
2 of my favorite people
You make it 3
And DAMN he looks good nekkid
In his dreams.
There's nothing I can add but Wow!
I love him even more now. tattoos, cigs and a big ol hunka meat. yummmmmm
Michelle,
And you are one of my favorite people, too!
Hope all is going well for you.
Love,
SB
OH but so many of us enjoyed it!! Thank you for this, Now I'm gonna go look one more time.
Dearest SB, I love Bourdain. What a brilliant picture.
Much better than Gordon Ramsay's with the python strategically placed. I've gone right off him anyway.
Have a great weekend. Love you xx
Some pose!!!lol
j.
God, I love Anthony Bourdain! I am a foodie, as well as a writer...and he is the best!
does he make house calls?
This is so precious I had to send it to Lisa. She loves this guy...He actually looks pretty good...
Thanks a lot...now every time he's on a commercial A calls out "a man and his meat!"
It was only funny the first 20 times...
Wit,
I thought so too. Dude is a hunk. The Viking is built a lot like him (they are both 6'4"). They also have the same coloring and hair.
Mel,
That makes my day. It really does. Laugh.
Oi! my eyes!
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