Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Who Says McDonald's Is Bad for You?


This 100-year-old broad walkers her ass three miles to McDonald's every day for a damn free cheeseburger. SB LOVES the McDonald's! So don't you bitches be telling me it's bad for me. I can eat that shit and live to be 100. Count me in. RECIPE FOR LIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

12 comments:

Vintage Vixen said...

A 100 year old who can walk three miles to get a Maccy D? That's bloody good going and she's been doing it for twenty years? Un-be-fricking-lievable!
Love ya! xxx

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah. If you walker your ass to get it. Bless her cute little heart. I hope she gets french fries, too.

Jeannie said...

How come they give it to her for free? They never explained that part. Hell, at a hundred, living on a pension that got shrunk by inflation, I'd take the free burger too but how does one go about it?

And obviously, she walks it off! And that's what's keeping her healthy.

Big Mark 243 said...

That first sentence said a lot ...she walks THREE FREAKIN' MILES to get a doggone cheeseburger... just like I ran 6 miles round trip to get me two packages of break-n-bake cookies... yes, you to can eat crap for food if you get up off your arse and work that mess off!

Steph(anie) said...

Yeah, it's the 3 miles that makes the difference, I think.

Terry Joy said...

That woman looks exactly like my mother but she is dead! Thanks for the memory!
Terry

RETRO REVA said...

Holy crap you are so freaking funny!
( note the lack of cursing the blog-o-sphere has beaten out of me...)
i love your sense of humor and must follow you so i can live vicariously through your mind's eye.
i am the manic, oCD lady (with a 19 yr old cat) who smiles her ass off while blogging about my choice of outfit for the day.pop over and say hi, or FU, whichever.
what reeled me in was the fed-ex story and the big mac granny....
stupid choleserol......
yes i'm over 40.
Reva from Cincy

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THATS CAUSE SHE'S A STRONG BLACK WOMAN!!! CHOW DOWN SISTA!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Terry,
That's wild, man. Was your mom into McDonald's too?

Retro Reva,
Welcome, babe. You sound pretty cool to me. I'll be over to check your site out shortly. Please join us often. We have a lot of damn fun.

Dovey,
You know SB loves you!

Thanks for all the comments. SB loves her motherfuckers!

FrankandMary said...

I'd walk 3 miles for a Chopin cosmo; does that count?~Mary

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary,
It counts in my damn book. Laugh.

Love you!

Syd said...

After what happened yesterday, I don't think that there will be any Macs around here.