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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
15 comments:
She isn't very lady-like, is she?
It's nice of you to do the hard legwork to find good wank material for them. Unfortunately, or perhaps it's not, I'm starting to hanker for Coco's ass myself. Thanks babe. Love you.
I just now realized that porn star boobs look a lot like butts. I guess men don't want boobs anymore, they want two asses on their women.
Hi SB!
How are you? I love your latest posts. Totally cracks me up! I love how you have added Wank Fest to your blog!
Traffic is Traffic! You have my vote.
Have a good weekend!
WHV
The best ass money can buy.
A little too round for my taste but...I mean butt...whatever!
Terry
Bloody hell that made me laugh as I was scanning down the blogs I follow latest posting!!
Ms. Moon,
Nope. I loves ya!
Jeannie,
I love you. You make a me laugh!
Terena,
Good observation, babe. Hope all is well.
WHV,
You have a good weekend too!
DTG,
You betcha. Love you, bro!
Terry Joy,
To each his own, right? Thanks for reading and commenting. Please come back often.
Butterfly,
I live to make the world laugh. Thanks for reading me. Join us anytime.
Love to all,
SB
implants?
I think I now know where our nation's helium reserves went to...
Dear SB, some readers are just so rude! At least they could follow you! Have a wonderful weekend, love you loads xx
No wanking here. If she sat on a pin, she would deflate.
WORK IT COCO! THE BILLS NEED TO BE PAID SISTA! YOU JUST TAKING CARE OF YOUR FAMILY! YOU AINT GON BE ON NO WELFARE! OWWWW! WERQ IT SISTA!
LEMME BORROW THAT ASS ON TUESDAY, IVE GOT A HOT DATE WITH A RICH DOCTOR.
oh my.....that's gotta hurt!!
This "look" just isn't my type. What is put out there as beautiful turns my stomach. This gal has a big enough booty, but it just seems enhanced or something. Boobs are probably fake too. It's not the size but the presentation to me. Give me a woman that likes me as I am and that means more than anything!
(But thanks for the opportunity to wank)
Peace
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