Monday, February 7, 2011

Shit SB Writes to Her Beloved Ms. Moon

I am in a shit piss tit wanker of a mood. On the way out the door this morning, I slipped and my fat ass fell in a pile of slush. FUCK THE WINTER.

13 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, Precious. I love you. Good morning!

Jeannie said...

Fuck the winter!

I say, bring on the global warming so we can have the beach weather and other places can experience crappy weather.

Denny Coates said...

Sweetheart, I'm sorry you slipped today, winter slush sucks, and I echo your sentiments 125%

Ever since I last lived in the NE (1975) I've had a dislike for winter. But later in 1995 in Virginia, it snowed in December and my van got stuck in some slush. Trying to free it, I slipped and injured my shin. What a bloody mess. It didn't heal for two months. My bad attitude about winter went downhill from there, and it's been there ever since. That's why I live in a place where spring comes in Feb.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I almost wiped out on the front step last night while carrying in groceries. This morning I just returned home from the chiropractor...my low back is spazzed-out (don't make fun-it's an official medical term). :)

Here's hoping the week improves. I mean really, it can't possibly get any worse. Right?!

Vintage Vixen said...

Now that's enough to piss any fucker off, especially on a monday morning.
Love you & feel better soon. xxx

Petit fleur said...

That does suck big ones SB. I'm hoping winter will back off your ass soon.
xo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
It is now afternoon--that's how with it I am today--but good morning in retrospect!

Jeannie,
Yeah, I want some beach-front property. Laugh. I'm PRO global warming.

Denny,
Thank you dear, and you are a smart man to live in TX.

Mel,
Sorry about your back, love. I hope they gave your some good drugs.

Vix,
That made me laugh. Love you.

PF,
Thank you, my dear. I hope you are doing okay. I have been thinking of you.

Love to all,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

Oh! I'm so sorry.
Don't do anything. Please just lie around all night eating bon bons and watching something fun!

Spadoman said...

I am assuming you didn't get hurt.
Since you didn't, I'm laughing my fucking ass off at the visual sight of it!
Thanks for the laugh.
(sorry, couldn't resist)

Peace.

Syd said...

I am glad to live here. Winters are mild but summers are like hell. However, I would rather take the clothes off than pile them on.

white rabbit said...

'I am in a shit piss tit wanker of a mood'...

Call it like you see it :D

Ms. Moon said...

You do not want beach front property. Believe me. It is disappearing because the oceans are eating it up. I have personal experience with this one.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Spadoman,
No, I didn't get hurt. Laugh away, brother.

Syd,
I wish I lived in Low Country. I miss it.

White Rabbit,
I can't help myself. Actually Hugh Grant once said that, and I stole it--shit piss tit wanker.

Ms. Moon,
I adore you and I believe you. AND I LOVE YOU!