One of my spam blog comments began with this:
Is Bigfoot Real or faux?
Fuck if I know, man. It's too damn early to even contemplate that motherfucking shit. But if you ask my brother, Steve, his ass will tell you there are midgety-ass Bigfoots in the Pennsylvania woodlands.
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"Real or faux?"
Really?
You know, here in Florida we have the Swamp Thing. Or something. I can't remember what it's called. Skunk Man? DTG will know.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved.
Ms. Moon,
Good morning to you, love! Enjoy your trip. Safe travels.
Love,
Moi
I don't know that I've encountered the word faux without it being tagged onto 'fur' or perhaps even 'pas'.
Perhaps they thought that faux gave the discussion more gravitas. Maybe they couldn't spell 'phoney'?
Morning by the way!!!!
Ali x
If all these strange creatures are managing to evade humanity, you gotta know they are smarter than we are.
Love you.
Looky here. Two of my favorites right on the same comment section.
So, what size is this foot? Some basketball players are like size 16! I wear a twelve quadruple E. Is there a difference between Bigfoot and having Bigfeet?
You're right. too early to think about it.
Peace, AND love to all
Ali,
That made me laugh. I love you.
Good afternoon! I believe it's afternoon there, right?
Jeannie,
As usual, you have a very damn good point. BIG KISS.
Spadoman,
I, myself, wear a size 10. Bigfeet is right. Laugh.
Much love,
SB
Either your brother farts in English or that emailer speaks Fart!
Gleds,
I think it's the latter. Laugh. Love you, buddy.
haha! i absolutely LOVE that someone had the ...inclination, let's say ... to write real or "faux"! i know, it's already been commented upon. but still.
now i'm wondering whether we have any creatures in IL... i'm thinking we don't... it's way too boring... why would bigfoot, real OR faux, spend time here? lochness? chupacabra? i mean, sometimes people say they see coyotes and foxes running at the side of the rode, but ... those are probably also FAUX.
Ha ha ha ha I'm LOLling!!
Do you pronounce faux "forks" like I do. Or "fox" because you're American. Or "foe"
I thoroughly enjoy pronouncing the Sandwich Shop Pret A Manger same as "... away in a ..."
and a faux pas is a forks pass to me.
I know the answer, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy – that’s ‘sworn’ with a capital ‘fuck’.
Have a nice day, Boonie
Uhm. Stay in school kids.
I hope that Big Foot is real. But suspect it is a hoax. Good for stories around a campfire though.
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