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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Shit SB Says
I prefer the company of cats to people. Except for the Viking. He's got a big dick, so that makes him worth hanging out with.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Well, I agree with the first sentence...
Mary,
SB loves you.
I'd ask Mary what if the man came with a cat..? Or better yet, he came with a cat AND a big tool??
You and I both know that it ain't size that matters. Except when it comes to hearts and minds.
Or, okay, sometimes dicks.
I love you, baby.
Ms. Moon,
I've had both ends of the spectrum. Size DOES matter. Laugh.
Love you!
:))
I can only imagine how much the Viking smiles when you tell him that.
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