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Friday, February 25, 2011
Quote of the Damn Day: George Clooney
I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know, I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth.
Who cares? And he probably has more influence as a movie star... I love that Clooney says what he thinks, and cares about reality--starvation, pollution, war.
Love it! Reminds me of what Bill Mahr said when Terry Gross asked him if he would ever run for office. He said something like, "Terry, I think drugs are good and religion is bad. This is not the way to get elected in America."
Stopped by to see what yer sorry ass was up to. Guess you're still kickin'. That's good. Me and Clooney, we're a lot a like. That's the same reason I didn't run for prezdnut. I inhaled, every damn time.
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17 comments:
That didn't stop George W or Bill Clinton.
GASP! my goodness, GEORGE! lol
Didn't we all...
Haha! I love George for saying that. Love you too. Hope you have a great weekend with your menagerie dear SB. And make some time for the Viking xx
If only it were on twitter, we could retweet it to @humblebrag.
Who cares? And he probably has more influence as a movie star... I love that Clooney says what he thinks, and cares about reality--starvation, pollution, war.
But what a ride, eh? There are a bunch of politicans (Mark Sanford, anyone?) who wished that they could have had both... and you can't...
That's a GOOD thing, George. Politics are nasty. Acting is fun and lucrative. We love you anyway.
wow a bullshit-free zone in hollywood. that's refreshing...
Gotta love George! Love you also! xxx
Not sure I believe the bit about the chicks though....
AX
Have a great weekend SB!!!
Well the only difference is that in the political life all that is kept on the DL. : )
Love it! Reminds me of what Bill Mahr said when Terry Gross asked him if he would ever run for office. He said something like, "Terry, I think drugs are good and religion is bad. This is not the way to get elected in America."
I would vote for him at least he is honest :) xx
Stopped by to see what yer sorry ass was up to. Guess you're still kickin'. That's good. Me and Clooney, we're a lot a like. That's the same reason I didn't run for prezdnut. I inhaled, every damn time.
Peace.
Steph,
True enough.
Misfits Vintage,
I sure as hell did.
Christina,
I made time. Believe me. Love you as well.
Kathleen,
I love him, too. And his Aunt. That bitch could croon.
Vix,
And I love you.
Ms. Moon,
I love Bill Mahr and you too.
Ruby Tuesday,
I agree.
Spadoman,
I'm still kicking, brother. Thanks for stopping by.
Love to all. Thanks for the comments.
SB
He is honest. Good for you George.
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